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  • isiusjs earned the First Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for a full year.
    August 16
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    Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
    August 16
  • Let's Play Deepworld Season 3 Is Right Around The Corner!

    August 15
    • bean17magic
      bean17magic
      This was hilarious! :3
    • Alphastorm
      Alphastorm
      You are going to have to notify me before you make a DeepWorld Video. I'd enjoy participating. Maybe I'll join you in Astroneer one day...
  • rip my netflix account for like, a week
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    August 16
  • Once upon a time......
    August 9
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      There was a man named .Rogue.....
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      He found two onyx in a cave......
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      And made an onyx spade.....
    • Athena
      Athena
      And he found a fossil.....
    • Tannerman14
      Tannerman14
      And even though he had the onyx spade, he couldn't collect it...
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      And he tried for hours and hours to find another fossil....
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      Until one day he sold his spade.....
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      For an unusual painting called "Outling".....
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      One day he accidentally place a mega bomb beside this "Outling"....
    • Athena
      Athena
      And he raged so much that he placed another mega bomb, which took out his...
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      Steam supply, which was hooked up to a bomb supressor which had stopped the first bomb from exploding...
    • Muneeb
      Muneeb
      The End.
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      ....of the first chapter.

      Chapter two. After our hero unwittingly placed his outling in the middle of an open world....
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      So he mined it again, and traded it in for....
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      5 onyx. Where he then sold it to a...
    • Bloonsmine
      Bloonsmine
      very delightful man wearing a...
    • PIPTR0
      PIPTR0
      rabid weasel wrapped around his neck
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      That ate a bunny that ate the outling.....
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      And got banned afterwards for having an unimplemented "pet/item"
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      This player built the world "Hell" from the ground up...
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      But as he finished, a flock of evil Sirentists destroyed everything.
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      (Fun fact: Siren actually has a toilet hut in the "Hell" world where all banned players go lol.)
      And with this final blow, .Rogue. Finally quit the game...
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      With one request for another player be a new point of interest like him....
    • bean17magic
      bean17magic
      A young man named Shad. He was secretly a weasel. That's why....
    • Ceciliac
      Ceciliac
      He failed to tell The Court the truth about his estranged wife or the night of the murder. There was now way an impartial jury would find his story believable. Then there were the guns, the drugs, the kickbacks. What was he going to say now?
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      As Shad testified his case, the jury has already set his stand of the case. The juror speaks, "I hereby declare the court case of Shad, he is...."
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      A weirdo
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      And Shad was sent to hell without parole, where he met Rogue....
    • Jacky
      Jacky
      and he Max Nutted.
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      The End...Of Chapter Two.
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      Chapter Three: Our Antiheroes find themselves stuck within Hell once again, building sections that would rival those of even axel....
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      But they stay strong, for both Shad and Rogue have never overcome such an obstacle in both of their pathetic lives!
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      They fall on a pit filled with green Terrapi and brains, with only a cane to fight with
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Minutes upon to hours, they fought. Covered in...
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Terrapus droppings, and yes, lots of salt.
    • Jacky
      Jacky
      It was so salty that the Dead Sea would be jealous
    • PIPTR0
      PIPTR0
      So jealous in fact, that the Dead Sea incarnated itself as a human and started beating them up.
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Hence why we call the liquid in brain tanks "salty water".
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      So a dead Terrapus replied "salty" as a cane flies towards its ****ing eyes
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      As the terrapus catches our heroes off guard, it whistles for its friends. But then.....
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      The Deepworld developer himself, Laurence dressed up in a bee costume from a party. Came and exiled...
    • Athena
      Athena
      everyone from Hell, but not before passing around free gifts.....
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      (What's surprising is that I got like 10 free onyx in stuff while in Hell lmao) These gifts included the first ever Mark 3 Weapons..
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      And an endless supply of steam jets.....
    • Romyrjohnandrei
      Romyrjohnandrei
      Then he ded
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      But Mike resurrected him, and with his steam jets he flew into space...
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      And put spawns everywhere there, so he opened space biomes to the public...
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      He built some ships and placed dungeon protectors so everyone could have steam jets
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Oops I forgot my ......
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Oxygen tank, and IronManArcher's lifeless body drifted away in space, until.....
    • bean17magic
      bean17magic
      A magical bean in space swooped in and saved him! She said...
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      (This would need to be removed soon, getting long)
      "Don't try this at home"
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      "Daonate oar fase miiii rath!!!!! >:3" IronManArcher replied with a simple.....
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Smirk. He then said that he's selling noob costumes at the Tem Shoppe, and that the bean should.....
    • Athena
      Athena
      stop saving puny humans and start working on making ocean biomes less laggy.....
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      All but suddenly a wave of Apache gunships storms the sky to hunt down...
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      The secret Shaping Gem of the Shifters so they could shapeshift into guards to steal the brass throne from the...
    • Romyrjohnandrei
      Romyrjohnandrei
      Then once again, he ded
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Uh, you were supposed to say a place and then some other wacky thing •-•
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Red Sea, but Yassin2014 came to save his own brass throne with giant black...
    • bean17magic
      bean17magic
      Cat! Who gave everyone bad luck because it was Friday the 13th...
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      But with enough bad luck something happened......
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      The Shifters returned! A war started between them and humanity, but humanity was losing. In a sudden turn of events.....
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      However, since today was also the World Classico, unlucky day became football day and Messi kicked a giant football and destroyed the shiftmother, killing all the shifters, and so the humans used their shifting material as...
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Something to spice up their drink. Just a pinch of shifting material makes normal water taste like water mixed with shifting material. But the side effects include...
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Bloodthirst, nausea, lack of sleep, depression, and dementia.
    • Athena
      Athena
      This also increases the risk of chronic.....
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      les of narnia
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      And max nutting.
    • Jacky
      Jacky
      Lots of max nutting,
    • Romyrjohnandrei
      Romyrjohnandrei
      Then he ded agen

      Lets make more threads like this to wake up the maternal instincts of lisa
    • bean17magic
      bean17magic
      The end of chapter three. Chapter four: Though humanity won the war with The Shifters, that was the least of their problems... Little did they know, a massive meteor was hurtling straight towards Earth! When it struck, it wiped out 90% of the human race. When the surviving humans recovered, their world was reduced to little but a wasteland. But that was not all... Strange creatures such as a 'terrapus' started to litter the world, along with mechanical machines that were everything but friendly. The remaining humans may have survived, but they were going to have to fight to keep it that way...
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      So they did an amazing 720 degree front flip, breaking all known laws of physics and turning the world to a 2D world
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      And because our anti-heroes were in hell, they survived the blow and found the way out through the crater of the meteor. Little did they know about all the....
    • Jacky
      Jacky
      Little did they know about all the Max Nutting him and his family were doing
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      The End!
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      ...of chapter 4. After our anti-heroes overcome all the max-nutting by sheer force, they made it to...
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      A crashed Shifter ship and befriended the pilot. They then tried to escape because of the...
    • Jacky
      Jacky
      because of all the max nutting, but they could not
    • Athena
      Athena
      handle all of the intense.....
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Turbulence. They crashed again on the island...
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      And Met Tom Hanks and his best friend, who was a volleyball
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      But once Wilson saw Shad, and realized that he was a weasel, he got spooked and hopped away.
    • Athena
      Athena
      Shad then decided to sit down and have a good.....
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Rest, then he slept too much and started dreaming of standing in between hundreds of raging aliens riding on...
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      The newly implemented trains, all shooting energy cannons mkiii...
    • Alphastorm
      Alphastorm
      Started to backfire and crash starting a raging inferno and the best fireworks show of their lives until...
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      He died. In the dream, of course. Once he woke up, he noticed....
    • Jacky
      Jacky
      that he max nutted in his dream
    • lisa
      lisa
      If someone wants to copy and paste this into a thread in the off topic section feel free. It is going t have to be deleted here. It is much too long.
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Oh NOOOOOOO

      the end.
    • bean17magic
      bean17magic
      Hehe I have it saved >:3
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      Idk how to save or copy and paste ;-;
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      I saved it too. It's in a new thread now, so go there to add on to it.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Watisthethreadcalled?
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      It's called "Once upon a time", but it's in the off topic section and apparently won't show up on the front page.
  • Retta
    Hex is an enigma, I've had a lot of interaction with him for a long time, and he's tried to convince me he's changed. Had bad incident with him last year with nathanchen0630 and myself. We believe he griefed us but can't prove. I talk to him but don't deal. Oh also he had a story about taking care of grandma with Alzheimer's and that he had to watch to be sure she didn't forget to breathe
    August 16
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  • It's so quiet now that school's a thing....
    August 16
  • No. No. No. No! No damnit no! I said no! No!
    August 16
  • Welp back to school I guess.
    August 16
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Update in school. Their system f'ed up the AP students with the regulars.
  • Last few computer parts ordered.. should have them by the end of the week.

    You Americans don't understand how lucky you are with your "free next day delivery"... i ordered something 2 weeks ago and it still hasn't turned up.. it's expected to get here at the end of this week too .-.
    August 14
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Well, our postal service is a lot crappier than yours. They don't care what they're delivering, but it'll end up in your front porch in the hot sun for a half a day when you're at work.
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      Hey, I could get 2-3 day delivery if I wanted. But it's not worth me paying $100 just to get it here faster compared to paying $10 and it gets here in a week
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      "Free shipping"
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      Amazon does free shipping, or fairly cheap shipping depending... The money I payed to have what I bought on Amazon, to ship to Australia is actually fairly cheap, but obviously incredibly slow. If I were to buy some things directly here, I'd be spending $70-80 extra dollars. Where buying directly from America and paying for the shipping is cheaper, even after shipping, tax and Australian to US currency conversions.
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Ah. Now I understand. That sucks dude.
    • ShiroNai
      ShiroNai
      My shipping definitely isn't next day or free by a long shot.
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      Oh great. Now the delivery guy is blatantly lying about delivering a package/ even coming to my door to deliver a package. Claiming "nobody was home"... I was home the entire day. Nobody knocked on my door and no cards to pick up my package were left in my mailbox, but yet I recieved a message saying that nobody was home so they couldn't deliver... smh.
    • Debator
      Debator
      Maybe you were playing games with an headset and you simply didnt hear it
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      I had my door wide open, and was constantly checking the door. And that doesn't explain the fact they left no note so I can actually pick it up.
  • Hydroblade29
    I am your 4,500 subscriber.
    August 12
  • Miss the good ol’ days...
    August 13
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      Indeed, man..
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Memories, most of them were good ones...
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      Ye, I remember when dalts gave me building lessons lol
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      I remember when I gave you future lessons now give me back my candy cane XD
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      XD
    • Dalts
      Dalts
      Sadly my iPad is now old and laggy so unfortunately for me I'm unable to play anymore Deepworld...
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      ^same here. My iPad refuses to connect to my wifi, so it's been a while since I've come online too..
  • Skeleton
    Deepworld just had spam attack
    July 29
    • Debator
      Debator
      Ehm, that was yesterday?
    • Alphastorm
      Alphastorm
      Nah, this @persson fellow seems like a spambot to me. Considering what he's advertising.
    • Jsaycool
      Jsaycool
      Mofc-1991?
    • Debator
      Debator
      Wtf
  • Alphastorm
    Creepy eye...
    August 15
  • Jsaycool
    Do I have a nickname?
    August 15
  • Jsaycool earned the Name Dropper badge.
    Mentioning someone in a discussion (like this: @Name) is a great way to encourage dialog and let them know who you’re talking to.
    August 15
    • Jsaycool
      Jsaycool
      Funny. I used @ a couple of times and it didn't show but when I did something like Mofc-1991 it gave me this
  • Jsaycool
    Monster legends?
    August 1
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      1v1 mi on monster legends m888 I have 4 legendary
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I have 97
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      no
    • Jsaycool
      Jsaycool
      @_Brainstorm_ I got Guava Juice, Passion, Basthet, timerion, the blob, and a couple other legendaries. You don't stand a chance.
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      I got... firesaur
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      My firesaur is level 70 :D
    • Jsaycool
      Jsaycool
      Eyyy my Guava Juice basthet and blob r 75
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I have blob in storage
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      I have a glitch!
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      G g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g l l litc lit litc litch
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I don't use mine much
    • Jsaycool
      Jsaycool
      Now they're lvl 80
    • Jsaycool
      Jsaycool
      My glitch weak af
  • Thanks for sticking with us for a full year.
    August 14
  • pow
    August 13
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    August 15
  • Dalts earned the Fourth Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 4 years.
    August 15
  • Alphastorm
    Peekaboo.
    August 15
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      I was looking up this word in the urban dictionary to see if I could find a sarcastic response to what you said... and..... don't.. look it up... please.
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=notification
      I still am the only person with the definition of "notification"

  • August 15
  • Shadow711
    I see that the forums has burnt out for you, almost as quick as you realized you were addicted to it.

    Rest in pepperoni, Cortona.
    August 14
    • Athena
      Athena
      Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.
    • Alphastorm
      Alphastorm
      What? I'm just busy. Especially today.
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      SHUSH YOUR DEAD QUIT MAKING THIS IRRELEVANT
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  • Almost to the episodes where we introduce @p1nkbr0 ALMOST!

    August 15