FreshX Hell Hole Interview with Aspire

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Hello fellow scammers and bombers! Welcome to our second Hell Hole Interview!

Today's victim, I mean guest, @Aspire !
I wasn't able to blackmail or find any pics he had his dog hide in the ground so no pic of him. Now, let's get it started! Yeah!

Who called you a peanut first, Charlie Brown or Billy Eichner?

Did you become a cat lover in '99?

What state do you live in?

Follow up, why isn't it as great as New York?

Did you see Eazy-E stick the finger to the cop in Straight Out of Compton?

How old are you?

Follow up, why are you lying?

Follow up for the follow up, could you please tell the truth?

Did a vampire bite you?

Did you listen to Seinor Alanza's hit album, "Shut Your Face Grandma"?

Did you find your dark chocolate on PeopleEatCoco.com?

What does Iridocyclytus mean?

If you were a cat, would you eat a dog, or a Canadian?

Follow up, why not the Canadian?

Who parked their car on my sandwich?

If I give you a little bit of this, would you give me a little bit of that?

Why do old people smell?

Are you lonely?

What would you rather play, golf or Chinese Karate?

Have you fallen and can't get up?

Did Mrs. Flecher go missing again?

May you tell me a bed time story?

Why will Donald Trump be a great president and not Ben Carson?

Do you like nuts?

Follow up, do you like them salty?

Follow up for the follow up, do you know I mean peanuts?

Didn't I tell you to step I that damn Lego?

Which is it harder to get up from, the floor or the new candy bar "Floyd Mayweather Chocolate Nuts Bar?"

Ok that's it! If you would like to join in on the fun go to our sign up page and we may put you down on the Hell Hole Calendar!

Please note that all questions are made for fun and are not made to be offended by.

Fresh Inc. Est. 2013

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  • AspireAspire Member Posts: 347
    FreshX said:

    Hello fellow scammers and bombers! Welcome to our second Hell Hole Interview!

    Today's victim, I mean guest, @Aspire !
    I wasn't able to blackmail or find any pics he had his dog hide in the ground so no pic of him.
    Sorry about the no pic thing. There's one in my interview if anyone wants to see my amazing self

    Now, let's get it started! Yeah!
    Let's do it

    Who called you a peanut first, Charlie Brown or Billy Eichner?
    Charlie Brown after I managed to kick the football with Lucy holding it

    Did you become a cat lover in '99?
    Nope I became more of a dog lover

    What state do you live in?
    Arizona

    Follow up, why isn't it as great as New York?
    I actually think it's better because I live next to the river and all but 3 months are perfect for a swim

    Did you see Eazy-E stick the finger to the cop in Straight Out of Compton?
    Nope but I see a lot of fingers on hands and stuff

    How old are you?
    18

    Follow up, why are you lying?
    Do you have proof?

    Follow up for the follow up, could you please tell the truth?
    I'm 18

    Did a vampire bite you?
    Maybe. Would explain my tendency to bite ;)

    Did you listen to Seinor Alanza's hit album, "Shut Your Face Grandma"?
    Nope.

    Did you find your dark chocolate on PeopleEatCoco.com?
    Nope I got it at WalMart

    What does Iridocyclytus mean?
    Idk look it up

    If you were a cat, would you eat a dog, or a Canadian?
    Isk I would probably eat both. I'm always hungry

    Follow up, why not the Canadian?
    They would apologize for the indigestion

    Who parked their car on my sandwich?
    So that's what that was

    If I give you a little bit of this, would you give me a little bit of that?
    Define a little bit

    Why do old people smell?
    Everyone has a smell of their own

    Are you lonely?
    Nope I've got family, friends, and a bunch of future brothers/sisters in arms

    What would you rather play, golf or Chinese Karate?
    Can I do both?

    Have you fallen and can't get up?
    I'm actually sitting and too comfortable to move

    Did Mrs. Flecher go missing again?
    Nope just got kidnapped by her students

    May you tell me a bed time story?
    Once upon a time... Zzzz

    Why will Donald Trump be a great president and not Ben Carson?
    I can't say... Military doesn't allow me to express political opinions, best start now.

    Do you like nuts?
    I prefer almonds

    Follow up, do you like them salty?
    You salty bro?

    Follow up for the follow up, do you know I mean peanuts?
    Yup

    Didn't I tell you to step I that damn Lego?
    I just walked across 10 feet of them

    Which is it harder to get up from, the floor or the new candy bar "Floyd Mayweather Chocolate Nuts Bar?"
    The floor. It's so comfy

    Ok that's it! If you would like to join in on the fun go to our sign up page and we may put you down on the Hell Hole Calendar!
    Bring It!
    Please note that all questions are made for fun and are not made to be offended by.
    I'm not offended by much good luck
    Fresh Inc. Est. 2013

  • AspireAspire Member Posts: 347
    http://forums.deepworldgame.com/discussion/22868/interview-with-aspire/p1

    My interview to see my awesomeness in all its glory :tongue:
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