Original Deepworld Jokes -- Just For Laughs!

RedManRedMan Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 949
I just made this thread so that we could all take a little laugh by making some new Deepworld jokes!

Let me start

Why did the android comedian die?
He ate a whole fillet, which made him joke to death!

Why can't we get a tiger skeleton, and only have a tiger head?
Beclaws it's not pawsible

What do you dream of when you fall asleep playing Deepworld?
Sleepworld!

What did the automaton cook for dinner?
O-tomato n' pasta!

What do you call The genitalia of a shelled Deepworld animal?
This is a bit NSFW, so you need to ask me to PM it to you, but here's a hint: it's something related to "armadillo", but one letter is changed from "Dillo" to change the word into one of the names used to call... that.

What do you call it when the developers decide to add ships and put a sale on them?
Summer Sail!

What did the hungry man tell the waiter when he came with an empty cup?
Fill-it!

What protects revenants from everything?
Exo-plasm!

How many tickles does it take to make a brain laugh?
Ten-Tickles!

What does a baby terrapus always do?
Make a terrafuss out of everything

What did the Deepworlder use to make his cat stronger?
He used a weapon upgrade kitty!

Feel free to add more, and keep this thread living!

Comments

  • Rasen_Kyugan_FoxRasen_Kyugan_Fox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNK1yoZT9SUMember Posts: 531
    why does bears not exist in dw

    because they are dead

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • ZacywackoZacywacko First time I've changed this in years :OMember Posts: 910
    How many androids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0B11!
    Google it if you don't understand lol
  • RedManRedMan Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 949
    Why is onyx hard to find?
    Because if it weren't hard, it wouldn't be worth much
  • DebatorDebator time out chairMember Posts: 248
    RedMan said:

    Why is onyx hard to find?
    Because if it weren't hard, it wouldn't be worth much

    Thats more of a statement than a joke
  • RedManRedMan Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 949
    Debator said:

    RedMan said:

    Why is onyx hard to find?
    Because if it weren't hard, it wouldn't be worth much

    Thats more of a statement than a joke
    Only when you can't find the joke in it :P
  • DebatorDebator time out chairMember Posts: 248
    edited February 14
    RedMan said:

    Debator said:

    RedMan said:

    Why is onyx hard to find?
    Because if it weren't hard, it wouldn't be worth much

    Thats more of a statement than a joke
    Only when you can't find the joke in it :P
    Its either a weird pun with how diamonds are very dense and worth alot
    Or its a very funny dīçk joke
  • RedManRedMan Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 949
    Debator said:

    RedMan said:

    Debator said:

    RedMan said:

    Why is onyx hard to find?
    Because if it weren't hard, it wouldn't be worth much

    Thats more of a statement than a joke
    Only when you can't find the joke in it :P
    Its either a weird pun with how diamonds are very dense and worth alot
    Or its a very funny (genital) joke
    Be a good debator!



    Anyways, since no one is posting jokes, I'll encourage it with more jokes!

    How many terrapi does it take to wallpaper a whole world?
    One, but you just need to squish it and spread it enough

    A is for Amy, who went into a mine
    B is for Ben, who went into the same mine, from too much wine
    C is for Cthulhu, thought he was too tough and fine (but still died to the mine)
    D is for Derreck, who dropped his pine right next to the mine
    E is for Ella, who stood in the line, put a danger sign, but fell into the mine
    F is for Faraday, who forgot to read the sign...

    Why do terrapi not wear clothes?
    Because every time they move, they walk over the Gap.

    What is @lisa 's favourite ham?

    Ban Ham

    And to end the joke streak, here's a little statement
    in the Deepworld forums, there is no Order, there is just "More Ord"
  • racerdogracerdog Member Posts: 44
    Did you hear about the miner who was so frustrated at finding another one of those pipe paintings?

    She found it une-bearable.
  • RedManRedMan Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 949
    What did the piggie say when she found Onyx?

    OINX! OINX!
  • Bastian7Bastian7 Between WorldsMember Posts: 217
    What did the onyx crow think when he found a painting?
    Nothing, it was just another Notch on his belt.
  • RedManRedMan Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 949
    Why didn't I take the elder anbaric mushroom when I found it?
    I was too much of a fun-gi to do it.
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