I have gathered 100 thousand shovels.
As you might know a developer's greatness weakness is a shovel. Either it is real or virtual it still is a frightening thing for developers of all times. That is why there are not many shovels in most games.
But now I have gathered 100,000 shovels, this seems useless but that is what the developers want you to think. It's actually a great army. In the ancient times this many shovels would make an amazing army. Shovels are the result of millions of years of development. Shovels were used in fights against each other and then recruited as soldiers. Many historians despise shovels that is why they replaced them with people.
However, that is besides the point that now that we have this amazing force we can actually do thing. I have no idea what things but these shovels are important! And you heard it here, not on the news, not in a newspaper, these shovels are going to take over the world!!!
Big thanks to anyone who helped.