April

RettaRetta Basking in so cal sunshineMember Posts: 466
April the giraffe has had her calf!
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  • vmh20vmh20 Member Posts: 705
    edited April 15
    Probably should be in off topic.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,436
    vmh20 said:

    Probably should be in off topic.

    April the giraffe wont like that!
  • awesomeo13awesomeo13 New york, New YorkMember Posts: 5,951
    Im hijacking this thread.

    This is a Command and Conquer thread now.

  • vmh20vmh20 Member Posts: 705
    RedMan said:

    vmh20 said:

    Probably should be in off topic.

    April the giraffe wont like that!
    Stop your rhyming this instant.
  • RomyrjohnandreiRomyrjohnandrei I like to smell your hair while i watch you sleep in your bed from behind your closet....Member Posts: 1,327
    Im hijacking this thread

    Anyone wanna eat hair?
  • lisalisa ice cream parlorAdministrator Posts: 5,106
    FINALLY!
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,436
    April the giraffe will be split in half, on my behalf
    May the dog will be stabbed by a cog, his pics be posted on my blog
  • RettaRetta Basking in so cal sunshineMember Posts: 466
    And it's a boy!
  • Dominus_MortisDominus_Mortis Ļ̴̛̤̩̙͕̥̠̪̗̭̲̪͕̻̇̆̆̅͋̅̒͋̂̅̎͘͝ͅo̴͙͔̭̰̙̼͕̗͇̗̩͇̳̮̦̗̰͙̭͇͑͝ĺ̶͍͛̐̓͆Member Posts: 831
    Maybe u should be more specific.
  • RettaRetta Basking in so cal sunshineMember Posts: 466
    @Dominus_Mortis me or ?
  • p1nkbr0p1nkbr0 Like, totally, brahMember, Arbiter Posts: 5,034
    edited April 20

    Maybe u should be more specific.

    I think you should
  • Dominus_MortisDominus_Mortis Ļ̴̛̤̩̙͕̥̠̪̗̭̲̪͕̻̇̆̆̅͋̅̒͋̂̅̎͘͝ͅo̴͙͔̭̰̙̼͕̗͇̗̩͇̳̮̦̗̰͙̭͇͑͝ĺ̶͍͛̐̓͆Member Posts: 831
    p1nkbr0 said:

    Maybe u should be more specific.

    I think you should
    Got me there. :p
  • ItzDenniszItzDennisz Ñ͚̮̜͈̥̙͆̇Ư̥̰̓̚L̻̼̖̲̲̱̒͐͒̉̚L͎͙̲̗̝̯̑̔ͭ͡Member Posts: 2,730
    Op 1 april verloor alva zijn bril.
  • MultarixMultarix Over a rainbow with kittens and ponies dancing around a fire built upon the corpses of their enemiesMember Posts: 2,836
    You people type like I do when I'm falling asleep and I'm determined to finish writing my paragraph.
  • FreshXFreshX Grammar Checkin' Yo AssMember Posts: 1,332
    vmh20 said:

    RedMan said:

    vmh20 said:

    Probably should be in off topic.

    April the giraffe wont like that!
    Stop your rhyming this instant.
    -clears throat-
    Hip to the hop it just won't stop.
    I am going to use the lock.
    So I can rap for as long as I want.
    And you can never ever taunt.
    Next thing to do is eat the key.
    I would throw it away but I'm hungry.
    I don't usually write my lyrics I just freestyle.
    Everytime I rap it becomes wild.
    In DW I'm FreshX and at the gym I'm Hot Sauce.
    Why do you ask well there is a cause.
    I do the fighting and I bring the heat.
    And I do not always get beat.
    Sucker MCs talk all this trash.
    So they can go and kiss my ass.
    I like my beats from the 90s because they're real.
    It's something I enjoy and what I can feel.
    I don't rap crap and that's a fact.
    So if you don't like that, what you gonna do about that?
    @RedMan I just taught you a lesson.
    And now it's time to end this session.
    Roses are red and violets are blue.
    Remember what the hell I just taught you.

    -mic drop-
  • RettaRetta Basking in so cal sunshineMember Posts: 466
    edited April 23
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,436
    FreshX said:

    vmh20 said:

    RedMan said:

    vmh20 said:

    Probably should be in off topic.

    April the giraffe wont like that!
    Stop your rhyming this instant.
    -clears throat-
    Hip to the hop it just won't stop.
    I am going to use the lock.
    So I can rap for as long as I want.
    And you can never ever taunt.
    Next thing to do is eat the key.
    I would throw it away but I'm hungry.
    I don't usually write my lyrics I just freestyle.
    Everytime I rap it becomes wild.
    In DW I'm FreshX and at the gym I'm Hot Sauce.
    Why do you ask well there is a cause.
    I do the fighting and I bring the heat.
    And I do not always get beat.
    Sucker MCs talk all this trash.
    So they can go and kiss my ass.
    I like my beats from the 90s because they're real.
    It's something I enjoy and what I can feel.
    I don't rap crap and that's a fact.
    So if you don't like that, what you gonna do about that?
    @RedMan I just taught you a lesson.
    And now it's time to end this session.
    Roses are red and violets are blue.
    Remember what the hell I just taught you.

    -mic drop-
    I'm not gonna derail this little thread
    But you need to go and rest in bed
    Surely there's something wrong with your brain
    If you think you're as cool as Parker or Bruce Wayne.
    I don't want to derail this April thread
    But there's nothing more raptastic than Red
    Go and get a check up on your head
    Because my rap is made of steel, and your rap is made of lead
  • DebatorDebator dabbing on the hatersMember Posts: 587
    RedMan said:

    FreshX said:

    vmh20 said:

    RedMan said:

    vmh20 said:

    Probably should be in off topic.

    April the giraffe wont like that!
    Stop your rhyming this instant.
    -clears throat-
    Hip to the hop it just won't stop.
    I am going to use the lock.
    So I can rap for as long as I want.
    And you can never ever taunt.
    Next thing to do is eat the key.
    I would throw it away but I'm hungry.
    I don't usually write my lyrics I just freestyle.
    Everytime I rap it becomes wild.
    In DW I'm FreshX and at the gym I'm Hot Sauce.
    Why do you ask well there is a cause.
    I do the fighting and I bring the heat.
    And I do not always get beat.
    Sucker MCs talk all this trash.
    So they can go and kiss my ass.
    I like my beats from the 90s because they're real.
    It's something I enjoy and what I can feel.
    I don't rap crap and that's a fact.
    So if you don't like that, what you gonna do about that?
    @RedMan I just taught you a lesson.
    And now it's time to end this session.
    Roses are red and violets are blue.
    Remember what the hell I just taught you.

    -mic drop-
    I'm not gonna derail this little thread
    But you need to go and rest in bed
    Surely there's something wrong with your brain
    If you think you're as cool as Parker or Bruce Wayne.
    I don't want to derail this April thread
    But there's nothing more raptastic than Red
    Go and get a check up on your head
    Because my rap is made of steel, and your rap is made of lead
    CashMoney said:

    FreshX said:

    vmh20 said:

    RedMan said:

    vmh20 said:

    Probably should be in off topic.

    April the giraffe wont like that!
    Stop your rhyming this instant.
    -clears throat-
    Hip to the hop it just won't stop.
    I am going to use the lock.
    So I can rap for as long as I want.
    And you can never ever taunt.
    Next thing to do is eat the key.
    I would throw it away but I'm hungry.
    I don't usually write my lyrics I just freestyle.
    Everytime I rap it becomes wild.
    In DW I'm FreshX and at the gym I'm Hot Sauce.
    Why do you ask well there is a cause.
    I do the fighting and I bring the heat.
    And I do not always get beat.
    Sucker MCs talk all this trash.
    So they can go and kiss my ass.
    I like my beats from the 90s because they're real.
    It's something I enjoy and what I can feel.
    I don't rap crap and that's a fact.
    So if you don't like that, what you gonna do about that?
    @RedMan I just taught you a lesson.
    And now it's time to end this session.
    Roses are red and violets are blue.
    Remember what the hell I just taught you.

    -mic drop-
    Cringe attack.
  • Hydroblade29Hydroblade29 I identify myself as a U.S. Navy Black Cat.Member Posts: 1,765
    Are we having a rap battle now?
  • derpdeederpdee Dark side of the moon.Member Posts: 972
    FreshX said:

    vmh20 said:

    RedMan said:

    vmh20 said:

    Probably should be in off topic.

    April the giraffe wont like that!
    Stop your rhyming this instant.
    -clears throat-
    Hip to the hop it just won't stop.
    I am going to use the lock.
    So I can rap for as long as I want.
    And you can never ever taunt.
    Next thing to do is eat the key.
    I would throw it away but I'm hungry.
    I don't usually write my lyrics I just freestyle.
    Everytime I rap it becomes wild.
    In DW I'm FreshX and at the gym I'm Hot Sauce.
    Why do you ask well there is a cause.
    I do the fighting and I bring the heat.
    And I do not always get beat.
    Sucker MCs talk all this trash.
    So they can go and kiss my ass.
    I like my beats from the 90s because they're real.
    It's something I enjoy and what I can feel.
    I don't rap crap and that's a fact.
    So if you don't like that, what you gonna do about that?
    @RedMan I just taught you a lesson.
    And now it's time to end this session.
    Roses are red and violets are blue.
    Remember what the hell I just taught you.

    -mic drop-
    "Cough" cringe "cough".

    @Retta giraffe?
  • MultarixMultarix Over a rainbow with kittens and ponies dancing around a fire built upon the corpses of their enemiesMember Posts: 2,836
    edited April 23
    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    This rap is a horrible
    Because it don't rhyme

  • FreshXFreshX Grammar Checkin' Yo AssMember Posts: 1,332
    edited April 23
    RedMan said:

    FreshX said:

    vmh20 said:

    RedMan said:

    vmh20 said:

    Probably should be in off topic.

    April the giraffe wont like that!
    Stop your rhyming this instant.
    -clears throat-
    Hip to the hop it just won't stop.
    I am going to use the lock.
    So I can rap for as long as I want.
    And you can never ever taunt.
    Next thing to do is eat the key.
    I would throw it away but I'm hungry.
    I don't usually write my lyrics I just freestyle.
    Everytime I rap it becomes wild.
    In DW I'm FreshX and at the gym I'm Hot Sauce.
    Why do you ask well there is a cause.
    I do the fighting and I bring the heat.
    And I do not always get beat.
    Sucker MCs talk all this trash.
    So they can go and kiss my ass.
    I like my beats from the 90s because they're real.
    It's something I enjoy and what I can feel.
    I don't rap crap and that's a fact.
    So if you don't like that, what you gonna do about that?
    @RedMan I just taught you a lesson.
    And now it's time to end this session.
    Roses are red and violets are blue.
    Remember what the hell I just taught you.

    -mic drop-
    I'm not gonna derail this little thread
    But you need to go and rest in bed
    Surely there's something wrong with your brain
    If you think you're as cool as Parker or Bruce Wayne.
    I don't want to derail this April thread
    But there's nothing more raptastic than Red
    Go and get a check up on your head
    Because my rap is made of steel, and your rap is made of lead
    Now son, I wasn't even trying to diss.
    But now I am and your lyrics are sh*t.
    Don't call yourself raptastic because it's a lie.
    All your rhymes should go and die.
    I'm a freestyle maniac so don't mess with me.
    Because I don't mess with sucker MCs.
    Your career is broke, when you rhyme you choke.
    I'm gonna go on Facebook and give you a poke.
    To wake you up, from the dead.
    Yes I know what I just said.
    So if you think I'm supposed to give a damn.
    Then go ahead and call me @RedMan.


    -mic drops again-
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,436
    Last post because derailing the thread.

    Oh yeah? You think you are the top shot?
    Your rap should probably end up in a pot
    Being burnt to non existence, and boiled to steam
    You can't get it right, you can't rap well as I seem.
    You rap like a baby, a baby with no brain
    Your rap is like a pond, and mine is a storm of rain


    Burn, leave and turn.
  • RettaRetta Basking in so cal sunshineMember Posts: 466
    Ok guys enough! This thread isn't about rapping. Go start a different thread for your rap world
  • Bastian7Bastian7 Between WorldsMember Posts: 264
    Rap is horrible. Please stop. Its not good or clever or fresh. Its a dead horse thats been beaten into a pulpy mess.
  • FreshXFreshX Grammar Checkin' Yo AssMember Posts: 1,332
    edited April 23
    RedMan said:

    Last post because derailing the thread.

    Oh yeah? You think you are the top shot?
    Your rap should probably end up in a pot
    Being burnt to non existence, and boiled to steam
    You can't get it right, you can't rap well as I seem.
    You rap like a baby, a baby with no brain
    Your rap is like a pond, and mine is a storm of rain


    Burn, leave and turn.

    Damn right I'm top shot.
    I'm cooking in the crock pot.
    Making meals so you see.
    You are just a wannabe me.
    I want to give a shout out to the punk who said rap is trash.
    He can go ahead and leave, in a dash.
    If not, I will hunt you down.
    So keep your eyes out cause I'll be around.
    To the lady who said we aren't allowed to rap in this thread.
    I just laugh because I'm dead.
    Listen, you seem sweet, you seem nice.
    But right now, it's time to turn you to ice.
    I don't listen to nagging that's a fact.
    If I did, then let @RedMan win this rap.
    Back on topic I can beat you, day or night.
    Or when you find the time to be right.
    I'm a creative kid and I'm not from the streets.
    Hell, I don't even need a beat.
    I like my rhymes, I do frugal.
    And I know you're scared since you get your lyrics from Google.


    -drops the mic once more-
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,436
    edited April 23
    FreshX said:

    RedMan said:

    Last post because derailing the thread.

    Oh yeah? You think you are the top shot?
    Your rap should probably end up in a pot
    Being burnt to non existence, and boiled to steam
    You can't get it right, you can't rap well as I seem.
    You rap like a baby, a baby with no brain
    Your rap is like a pond, and mine is a storm of rain


    Burn, leave and turn.

    Damn right I'm top shot.
    I'm cooking in the crock pot.
    Making meals so you see.
    You are just a wannabe me.
    I want to give a shout out to the punk who said rap is trash.
    He can go ahead and leave, in a dash.
    If not, I will hunt you down.
    So keep your eyes out cause I'll be around.
    To the lady who said we aren't allowed to rap in this thread.
    I just laugh because I'm dead.
    Listen, you seem sweet, you seem nice.
    But right now, it's time to turn you to ice.
    I don't listen to nagging that's a fact.
    If I did, then let @RedMan win this rap.
    Back on topic I can beat you, day or night.
    Or when you find the time to be right.
    I'm a creative kid and I'm not from the streets.
    Hell, I don't even need a beat.
    I like my rhymes, I do frugal.
    And I know you're scared since you get your lyrics from Google.


    -drops the mic once more-
    I'm already done with this rap.
    Also, I DONT GET THEM FROM GOOGLE!
  • RettaRetta Basking in so cal sunshineMember Posts: 466
    Grrrrrrr enough CRAP!
  • FreshXFreshX Grammar Checkin' Yo AssMember Posts: 1,332
    RedMan said:

    FreshX said:

    RedMan said:

    Last post because derailing the thread.

    Oh yeah? You think you are the top shot?
    Your rap should probably end up in a pot
    Being burnt to non existence, and boiled to steam
    You can't get it right, you can't rap well as I seem.
    You rap like a baby, a baby with no brain
    Your rap is like a pond, and mine is a storm of rain


    Burn, leave and turn.

    Damn right I'm top shot.
    I'm cooking in the crock pot.
    Making meals so you see.
    You are just a wannabe me.
    I want to give a shout out to the punk who said rap is trash.
    He can go ahead and leave, in a dash.
    If not, I will hunt you down.
    So keep your eyes out cause I'll be around.
    To the lady who said we aren't allowed to rap in this thread.
    I just laugh because I'm dead.
    Listen, you seem sweet, you seem nice.
    But right now, it's time to turn you to ice.
    I don't listen to nagging that's a fact.
    If I did, then let @RedMan win this rap.
    Back on topic I can beat you, day or night.
    Or when you find the time to be right.
    I'm a creative kid and I'm not from the streets.
    Hell, I don't even need a beat.
    I like my rhymes, I do frugal.
    And I know you're scared since you get your lyrics from Google.


    -drops the mic once more-
    I'm already done with this rap.
    Also, I DONT GET THEM FROM GOOGLE!
    Check and mate.
  • FreshXFreshX Grammar Checkin' Yo AssMember Posts: 1,332
    CashMoney said:

    Retta said:

    Grrrrrrr enough CRAP!

    Yeah! What she said! Enough of this cRap! Enough of this CringeRap ( CRAP )
    There was no point of crying that. We finished.
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