The Un-Openable Box

_Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164
edited April 20 in Off-Topic
Being one of my most successful forum games in the Dashnet Forums, thought I'd bring it here

You and your friends were walking one day, talking and chatting... until they came upon a box, they tried opening it, cracking it, and even hacking it, but it refused to open... Since then, they have taken the box to the backyard and have tried to open it


Basically, there is no HP counter, it is your imagination. You must try to open the box by any means possible.
What you can do?

You can...
1- Use your imagination to directly attack it, as throw a nuke or punch it with fists of iron.
2- Use your imagination to indirectly attack it, like build a sentry turret or summon a dwarf.
3- Use your.... well... muscles to move it to any place you want, like a park or a spike factory.
4- Use your imagination to buff allies
5- Use your imagination to actually try and open it using something instead of destroying it.

And soon... you can start Raid Parties to try and destroy the box, debuff other parties, and destroy their buildings!
Also, you will sometimes level up, when you level up, everyone's experience gain will be increased, and you will soon be able to ascend, starting back at level one, but making your xp gain and leveling up much faster!


Begin!
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  • Tannerman14Tannerman14 Making a BLT with extra bacon because I can.Member Posts: 2,208
    I use a razorblade knife to cut the tape on the box, boom, box open, lol (I know that wont work, I'm not stupid...)
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I use a razorblade knife to cut the tape on the box, boom, box open, lol (I know that wont work, I'm not stupid...)

    The knife breaks into pieces... you get a small letter from the sky saying "You can not open God"
  • Tannerman14Tannerman14 Making a BLT with extra bacon because I can.Member Posts: 2,208
    I shove the letter into the crack of the box
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I shove the letter into the crack of the box

    The box doesn't react, and the paper burns up
    +8 XP
  • Tannerman14Tannerman14 Making a BLT with extra bacon because I can.Member Posts: 2,208
    I shoot the box with my handy SCAR cannon from the deepworld rpg
  • GlobeGlobe Eating Lisa's brainMember Posts: 1,207
    I use my mind to open it
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I shoot the box with my handy SCAR cannon from the deepworld rpg

    the box doesn't react, but the acid boils off on touching him
    +52 XP
    Globe said:

    I use my mind to open it

    You continue hitting it with your head, it opens! No, your HEAD opens!
    +39 XP
  • vin_venturevin_venture Minion Training Facility 274Member Posts: 1,184
    Tired of trying to open the box, I went to get a snack and soon forgot the box existed.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    Tired of trying to open the box, I went to get a snack and soon forgot the box existed.

    you are less hungry, but you can't forget about the box, because of the repeated nuking sounds trying to open the box.
    +6 XP
  • vin_venturevin_venture Minion Training Facility 274Member Posts: 1,184
    I take the box to a medical facility to be x-rayed. It had better contain something worth the trouble of opening it. And of course, it would be wise to ascertain that it does not contain a malevolent entity that would be released upon the opening of the box.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I take the box to a medical facility to be x-rayed. It had better contain something worth the trouble of opening it. And of course, it would be wise to ascertain that it does not contain a malevolent entity that would be released upon the opening of the box.

    The X-ray explodes
  • vin_venturevin_venture Minion Training Facility 274Member Posts: 1,184
    I enlist Superman to fling the box into a black hole.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I enlist Superman to fling the box into a black hole.

    Superman flings it, the black hole was sucked by the box
    +56 XP


    GROUP LEVEL UP!
    Profit from leveling ups: faster xp gain
  • vin_venturevin_venture Minion Training Facility 274Member Posts: 1,184
    I wrap the box in festive floral wrapping paper, and take it to a tea party. I serve it cucumber sandwiches and peach tea. There are warm brownies with ice cream. Very tempting.
  • Tannerman14Tannerman14 Making a BLT with extra bacon because I can.Member Posts: 2,208
    I slip cyanide into said tea^ We'll poison the box!
  • GlobeGlobe Eating Lisa's brainMember Posts: 1,207
    I use the master key to unlock it
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I wrap the box in festive floral wrapping paper, and take it to a tea party. I serve it cucumber sandwiches and peach tea. There are warm brownies with ice cream. Very tempting.

    The box is angry and burns down the whole place, and flies back to its original location...
    +23 XP

    I slip cyanide into said tea^ We'll poison the box!

    The box doesn't even drink the tea.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164
    Globe said:

    I use the master key to unlock it

    The master key breaks
    +46 XP
  • vin_venturevin_venture Minion Training Facility 274Member Posts: 1,184
    I take the box to an extremely loud rock concert and leave it next to a gigantic speaker.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I take the box to an extremely loud rock concert and leave it next to a gigantic speaker.

    The box is not affected
    +312 XP
  • vin_venturevin_venture Minion Training Facility 274Member Posts: 1,184
    I buy a universal translater on Ebay and ask the box what it wants.
  • Tannerman14Tannerman14 Making a BLT with extra bacon because I can.Member Posts: 2,208
    I let my pet rabbit after it. (if you've ever owned a rabbit, you know why)
  • PIPTR0PIPTR0 Brating those testy snot-board beats with nosesMember Posts: 3,543
    I pee on the box
  • BloonsmineBloonsmine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Member Posts: 2,300
    i use my telekinesis powers to open the box
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I buy a universal translater on Ebay and ask the box what it wants.

    The words are pretty broken...
    "It- -o- m- th-- w--ts, ra--er -ou"

    I let my pet rabbit after it. (if you've ever owned a rabbit, you know why)

    The rabbit keeps smacking the box... he then disappears, probably was sucked into the box.
    +89 XP
    PIPTR0 said:

    I pee on the box

    The box... is peed on (AMAZING FACTS 2017)
    +109 XP

    i use my telekinesis powers to open the box

    You use telekinesis and the box sends very, very uncomfortable images to your brain
    +78 XP



    GROUP LEVEL UP!
  • vin_venturevin_venture Minion Training Facility 274Member Posts: 1,184
    I interpret the broken words as "It's not me that wants, rather you."
    I "borrow" a Tardis and search all of space and time for the place where the box creature belongs. I take it home.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywhereMember Posts: 3,164

    I interpret the broken words as "It's not me that wants, rather you."
    I "borrow" a Tardis and search all of space and time for the place where the box creature belongs. I take it home.

    You search and read something about Boximus, God of Storage... it looks strangely similar to the box
  • BloonsmineBloonsmine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Member Posts: 2,300
    i try to get a lady box and seduce the box
  • vin_venturevin_venture Minion Training Facility 274Member Posts: 1,184
    A flock of flamingos find the box. They tickle it with their feathers.
  • GlobeGlobe Eating Lisa's brainMember Posts: 1,207
    I scream at it
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