Give a big welcome to @4SlotToaster
When I sent him a message asking if he wanted to include a picture of himself, this is what he sent back:
Of course my first response was to crack up, and then to stomp around and yell at him, saying I sure hoped he wasn't gonna treat this interview thing as a giant joke. (I may also have been grumpy that he managed to be funnier than me, if only for a split second.) He immediately sent me a message back reassuring me that he was prepared to take it totally seriously, and this was just his way of saying he would prefer to not post a picture of himself. Although I'm somewhat mollified, I do still feel we should punish him for out-funny-ing me like that, so I think we should ask him REALLY HARD questions. A lot.
I'll start with some easy ones, though.
What's your favorite joke? If your favorite joke is too X-rated or whatever for this forum, then what's your favorite joke that IS appropriate?
What's your real first name if you feel okay sharing it?
What part of the world are you in?
What's your in-game username?
What was the first thing you created in the game that you felt was important enough to put a protector on? Does it still exist? If so, where? If not, why not?
If your life were a book, what would be the chapter headings?
What's your most distinguishing feature?
What's your weirdest or most annoying habit?
Why are cats so much better than dogs?
In one sentence, what's your philosophy of life?
Who's your favorite person on the forum, possibly in the entire world, who joined in November 2012, is prone to smacking at you with a cardboard mailing tube, is WAY funnier than you, has purple hair, and whose username has nine letters and begins with S?