Conez didn't want to include a picture, and told me to just put in a picture of a traffic cone instead. That seemed super anticlimactic to me, and sort of generic, too, so I spruced it up a bit:
Hahaha! Get it? Get it? A cone and a pawn and they're making Zs because they're sleeping and ... okay, fine. Straight to the questions then. No one appreciates my total hilarity, hmph.
What's your favorite joke? If your favorite joke is too X-rated or whatever for this forum, then what's your favorite joke that IS appropriate?
What's your real first name if you feel okay sharing it?
What part of the world are you in?
What's the story behind your username?
What was the first thing you created in the game that you felt was important enough to put a protector on? Does it still exist? If so, where? If not, why not?
If your life were a book, what would be the chapter headings?
What's your most distinguishing feature?
What's something you like about yourself?
What's your weirdest or most annoying habit?
What's the creepiest interaction you've ever had with an insect?
What's the most exotic animal you've ever touched?
Why are cats so much better than dogs?
What's something about your upbringing that's unique, and how has it affected your view of the world?
In one sentence, what's your philosophy of life?
Who's your favorite person on the forum, possibly in the entire world, who has a clown nose in game and purple hair in real life and whose name begins with S, has nine letters, ends with t, and if played as the first word on a Scrabble board (I know you can't play a nine-letter word as the first word, just go with me here) could earn up to 110 points?
P.S. I had to post this seven minutes early because of the scavenger hunt. And just to make sure you all don't think I'm totally predictable.