Hooray, it's @TwelveFoot
Here's he is, fresh from our newly-implemented interview-preparation process. As you can see, he was allowed to write his own sign. He was so exhausted after the pre-interrogation procedures that in the second picture he forgot to turn the sign to face the camera, but we decided to let it slide just this once.
Now let me just adjust this bright light here and get on to asking a few questions.
What's your favorite joke?
What's your real first name?
What part of the world are you in?
What's your in-game username and what's the story behind it?
What's the story behind your forum avatar?
What was the first thing you created in the game that you felt was important enough to put a protector on? Does it still exist? If so, where? If not, why not?
What's your most distinguishing feature?
What's something you like about yourself?
What's your weirdest or most annoying habit?
What's the creepiest interaction you've ever had with an insect?
What's the most exotic animal you've ever touched?
Why are cats so much better than dogs?
Do you have any interesting stories about scars or injuries? Hospitalizations? How about surgeries? Gory infections? Teeth?
Have you ever broken a bone? Ever had stitches?
What's something about your upbringing that's unique, and how has it affected your view of the world?
If your life were a book, what would be the chapter headings?
In one sentence, what's your philosophy of life?