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The Un-Openable Box

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  • ChickenChicken Posts: 1,366Member
    I'll just attack you and make you open the box.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member
    Chicken said:

    I'll just attack you and make you open the box.

    You raise your hand to hit me, but then you end up slapping yourself seven times and licking your nose, the box laughs, then i make you rub your finger on the box.
    +20,000 XP
  • ChickenChicken Posts: 1,366Member

    Chicken said:

    I'll just attack you and make you open the box.

    You raise your hand to hit me, but then you end up slapping yourself seven times and licking your nose, the box laughs, then i make you rub your finger on the box.
    +20,000 XP
    I will throw the box in a river
  • AthenaAthena Somewhere over the rainbow.Posts: 766Member
    I swallow the box whole without chewing.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member
    Chicken said:

    Chicken said:

    I'll just attack you and make you open the box.

    You raise your hand to hit me, but then you end up slapping yourself seven times and licking your nose, the box laughs, then i make you rub your finger on the box.
    +20,000 XP
    I will throw the box in a river
    The river rolls up into a lake and the sides of the river become an island with a volcano in the middle of the lake, with the box inside it, comfy shrine.
    +20,600 XP
    LEVEL UP
    Athena said:

    I swallow the box whole without chewing.

    The box cuts through your thyroid glands and tears your throat down... you respawn again of course, but the box gains a new ally

    dead minion: 8/8
    +48,000 XP
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member
    What if...
    Bump
  • FreshXFreshX Taking an extended blink. Hold on for a moment. Posts: 1,379Member
    I show my respect for the box by giving it a howdy handshake.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member
    FreshX said:

    I show my respect for the box by giving it a howdy handshake.

    The box shakes back... then cracks your knuckles.
    +35,000 XP
  • FreshXFreshX Taking an extended blink. Hold on for a moment. Posts: 1,379Member

    FreshX said:

    I show my respect for the box by giving it a howdy handshake.

    The box shakes back... then cracks your knuckles.
    +35,000 XP
    Damn it not again.

    Well then I open with the power of musical.ly
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member
    FreshX said:

    FreshX said:

    I show my respect for the box by giving it a howdy handshake.

    The box shakes back... then cracks your knuckles.
    +35,000 XP
    Damn it not again.

    Well then I open with the power of musical.ly
    The box cringes and shoots back billions of very tiny dame tu cositas
    +40K XP
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    edited September 2018
    I take the box for a romantic candle lit dinner, and for the next two years since I get to know the box further, take the box out on multiple dates - until one day I get on my knee, produce a diamond ring and ask the question - "Box, will you marry me?".
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member
    edited September 2018

    I take the box for a romantic candle lit dinner, and for the next two years since I get to know the box further, take the box out on multiple dates - until one day I get on my knee, produce a diamond ring and ask the question - "Box, will you marry me?".

    I’d love to ruin your dreams, but on the first date the box just says “Ew, no way!”
    Second later.
    “Wait, I’m a god, get out of my face before I eradicate you.”

    +20K XP

    Edited by @Sirentist to remove homophobic content. Don't use derogatory terms. "Homo" is a derogatory term. The second part didn't make sense without the first part, so I took that out, too.
    Post edited by Sirentist on
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    I threaten to tell the box's mother how mean the box is being.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member

    I threaten to tell the box's mother how mean the box is being.

    The box smirks simply.
    +15K XP
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    I tell the box "It is opposite day today.", and then I say "This sentence is false" - and finish by telling the box "All I know is that I know nothing."
  • FreshXFreshX Taking an extended blink. Hold on for a moment. Posts: 1,379Member
    I open the box with ANOTHER un-openable box! Ha, you now have two!
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    I question whether the box is still alive
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    HEY! GUYS! I think we managed to open the box! Or kill it... at least one of the two!
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member
    Oof, I’ll return to this for a while.

    I tell the box "It is opposite day today.", and then I say "This sentence is false" - and finish by telling the box "All I know is that I know nothing."

    The box explodes on the outside
    +60K XP
    FreshX said:

    I open the box with ANOTHER un-openable box! Ha, you now have two!

    The second box explodes upon meeting the true god.
    +25K XP

    I question whether the box is still alive

    Was I ever alive in the first place?
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    I kneel and prey to the mighty box
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member

    I kneel and pray to the mighty box

    The box blesses you by tapping the handle of his sword on your shoulders, you start glowing gold and now you are stronger!

    +40K XP
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    I ask the box to change my golden glow to a blue glow.
  • _Brainstorm__Brainstorm_ Nowhere and EverywherePosts: 4,058Member

    I ask the box to change my golden glow to a blue glow.

    He signals “sure, why not?” And does so. You suddenly feel elemental correndation with your own power
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    I use my new found power against the box
  • _CRYSTAL_KING__CRYSTAL_KING_ Posts: 111Member
    I question whether the box is still alive
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