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Chicken

I just lost to Pot Jesus in mario kart

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  • My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away

    this is a joke, my dog doesn’t actually have a bike
    December 2017
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Of course it’s a joke, chickens don’t have dogs
  • 27 mins ‘till new year
    January 1
  • Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
    -
    Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
    December 2017
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/
      This belongs here
  • A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other
    December 2017
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      Damn! Where do you find these xD
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      In my mouth
  • An iPhone and a firework were arrested. One was charged and the other was let off.
    December 2017
  • one..more..agree
    December 2017
  • Chicken earned the 500 Agrees badge.
    You received 500 Agrees. It ain't no fluke, you post great stuff and we're lucky to have you here.
    December 2017
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      However, I DISAGREE!
  • Menocraft191
    Whats a chicken without a chicken?
    A goose.
    December 2017
  • Hydroblade29
    What do you call a chicken that has too much gas?
    Dead. He got gassed.
    December 2017
  • Shadow711
    Where does Santa go on a late Friday night?

    The South Pole.
    December 2017
  • IronManArcher
    Q: What’s Santa’s favorite chocolate?

    A: Three Musk-elf-teers
    December 2017
  • Q: What cars do elves drive?

    A: A toyYoda.
    December 2017
  • The_Marauder
    Q: Whats brown and sticky?

    A: A stick
    December 2017
  • _Brainstorm_
    Q: What’s an orange-flavored Santa?

    A: Fanta Claus
    December 2017
  • Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?

    A: At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
    December 2017
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      Get out. Just get out and never return.
    • The_Marauder
      The_Marauder
      Was that supposed to be a joke..?
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Pure eggs
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I’m glad y’all liked it
    • Lilyabc
      Lilyabc
      Chicken. Leave. And. Don't. Return. Your. Welcome. ;)
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      You’re*
  • Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

    A: North Polish
    December 2017
  • _Brainstorm_
    How does Santa spend the night?
    With his ho-ho-ho’s!
    December 2017
  • PIPTR0
    When's a door not a door?

    When it's ajar.
    December 2017
  • Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?

    A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe.
    December 2017
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      That joke gave me seizures
    • Lilyabc
      Lilyabc
      Anyone else doesn't get this? No? -leaves-
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      I only got the buck part
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      It's clever puns. Buck is a male deer and Doe is a female deer. So, buck here doubles as money, and I'm not sure about doe, but it could be "dough" also meaning money.
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Yes Flynn -claps-
  • _Brainstorm_
    Q: who wrote the reversed chicken psychology?

    A: DARLES CHICKENS
    December 2017
  • Q: Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?

    A: Because he had low elf esteem.
    December 2017
  • Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

    A: Elf-is Presley.
    December 2017
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Please. Have mercy on our forums.
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      haha
  • Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

    A: This will sleigh you
    December 2017
  • Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
    A: Saint Nickel-less.
    December 2017
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
      Wait, that’s religious jokes
      no
  • Q: What do you call an elf who sings?

    A: A wrapper!
    December 2017
    • Globe
      Globe
      No
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Worst Christmas joke ever
      Even worse than welfy
      Even worse than “Rein deer god”
      Even worse than the guy who lived in Mexico and didn’t get presents because he wasn’t ice
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Get it? A wrapper
    • Menocraft191
      Menocraft191
      oh.
  • Q: Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?

    A: Because he went down in History.
    December 2017
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      I know what I’m having for dinner.

      Chicken.
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      Thanks for reminding me to defrost the steaks
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      You’re welcome.
  • mofc1991
    Reads the location
    December 2017
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Lol I always do stuff like this....you read it quite fast
    • mofc1991
      mofc1991
      I never read anyone’s location but my eyes catches on that profile picture of yours it’s so.... amusing! Then I read the romantic note next to it
  • Menocraft191
    I REALLY LIKE KFC
    December 2017
  • IronManArcher
    Q: What do you call a crushed platinum pickaxe?

    A: FLATinum



    ...or crushed dreams
    December 2017
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Whoops, flatinum pickaxe
    • CerealKiller
      CerealKiller
      If platinum is more common then onyx and is just as good and has the potential to be better... Just ugh.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      You need to upgrade an onyx pickaxe
    • CerealKiller
      CerealKiller
      They're a bit unspecific on the word "upgrade", there's a possibility that it isn't.
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      What if you discover onyx before platinum tho? Then all your problems are solved
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      The price of onyx will go down if platinum stuff is the same as onyx. Sell your onyx, kids!
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      I still need an onyx pick
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Whoever said platinum would be more common?
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      It’s like the diamonds of space, just a little rarer
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Well in the picture there is a lot of platinum in one area so even if it’s the same rarity, we will get more of it.
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      I think that was just to prove a point. I doubt all caches would be that rich
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      Nope, nevermind. Not if we need 50 platinum to craft one pickaxe
  • RhinoClaw
    chickens taste like frog
    December 2017