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Dominus_Mortis

So what’s kicking nowadays?

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I am being super super super super super super super super super SUUUUPER good. Mmkay? Kay.
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  • So what’s kicking nowadays?
    September 14
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      yes
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Footballs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Technically, football players.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Unless the footballs revolt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      They can’t, they don’t have the BALLS to do it.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Puns are aFOOT.
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Not really, these puns are LAME-AR JR.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Anymore of them will start getting you BILLS.
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      This post is startin’ to get MESSI
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      I don’t even know anything about football :/

      But I CANN still do this!
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      stop this
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      (Who the heck are cann and bills?)
      Don’t know about you, but I can strike several puns in a row-naldo
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      I just looked up “football players” :/

      But I guess I can still PACKER on (referring to puns)!
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      (Never even heard of those what the hek)

      Nah, making these puns are as enjoyable as eating MoHAMmed Salah
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      (That should be "MOhamMED salaHd" or else it sounds like cannibalism)

      I'm BOARD
      (Darn it, that's basketball)
      (I'm leaving now)
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Knew it, you KAKAn’t stand a chance against me in my own sport!
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Why did the football coach go to the bank?
      To get his quarter back.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Someone's got their dad jokes down
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Wrong football though
      (You’re all American normies!)
      Fine, this is a fight between football and American whatevers football
      What is a football player’s favourite drink?
      Penal-tea
  • Its nice to see this lovely community is prospering.
    August 21