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EgbertRuperson

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  • guys i'm crying my eyes out right now can someone comfort me please
    May 24
    • KaitB
      KaitB
      Happy fact: A BBC News program broadcast in 1957 ended claiming that spaghetti grew on trees on a farm in Switzerland. Many viewers believed the report and called the BBC asking how to grow their own trees. Their response: “Place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.”
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      that fact gave me a slight dopamine boost but not enough to distract me from the crisis i'm going through.
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      Chicken, please don’t comment on any of my posts ever again.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Have you ever tried eating a clock? I have. It's very time consuming.
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Have you heard of the boy who tried googling grandfather clock? The “L” key was broken.
    • ItzDennisz
      ItzDennisz
      reay?
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      what if I want to comment on your posts
    • ipads
      ipads
      there’s therapy for that, bud
    • Detech
      Detech
      Funny, not much has changed for BBC since 1957 :)
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Try typing without the letter “ ”
  • image
    May 23
  • Fun fact: I’m actually a descendant of William Shakespeare. That explains my.. heh..spectacular writing skills, charisma and dashing good looks. I’m better than all of you, and that’s a fact.
    May 22
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      You’re not better than my 1921 ferminated and perfectly made wine bottle from Paris
  • derpdee
    Huh, what would is yours with a blocked expiator?
    May 22
  • EgbertRuperson earned the 10 Comments badge.
    No longer a one-hit wonder! It looks like you’re going places.
    May 22
  • Any fellow intellectual sophisticated gentleman gamers here on this forum?
    May 21
    • Maverick
      Maverick
      Why yes. I just came back from my set of spacegolf in my SpaceX program private shuttle.
      How are you doing this fine afternoon My good sir?
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      I find that nowadays, not even the comfort and immersion of video games can distract me from my suicidal ideation.
    • Maverick
      Maverick
      Perhaps its a sign. That it was not meant to be
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      I wish I was never born.
    • Maverick
      Maverick
      Suicide Is painless.
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Ella govner
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Ello*
    • Debator
      Debator
      get a girlfriend and all will be fine #incel
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      I've come to realise that I like being alone.
    • Maverick
      Maverick
      Your right hand wont judge you
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Maybe I do not have a girlfriend now, but I live on the distant possibility that I may get the one I love and be successful only with positivity
    • Wanker
      Wanker
      yes i play fortnite an roblox
  • Currently sitting in my custom made $6,220,000 red velvet gold trimmed armchair, sipping on a nice glass of 100 year old Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne, worth over a million dollars, petting my Maine Coon cat named Egbert Jr, reminiscing on the good times. Just because I'm a rich son of a [EBL] doesn't mean I have my life in order. Not one bit. I'm half a billion dollars in debt from uhhh.. let's just say that I tried to run a complicated pyramid scheme involving tupperware containers that got horribly out of control. I have no friends, my family died as a result of my tupperware pyramid scheme failure (I really don't wish to get into that right now). My $1250 Maine Coon cat is the only thing keeping me from ending it all. Anyone else here going through something similar who would like to share their experience?
    May 21
    • ipads
      ipads
      I have also tried to run a complicated pyramid scheme involving tupperware.
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      Did you end up half a billion dollars in debt like I did, or did you succeed in your endeavour?
    • ipads
      ipads
      Classified information
    • tjergoz
      tjergoz
      I had a €7.440.000 armchair once. Dark green leather. Gorgeous craftsmanship I tell you. But when the queen of England (we often organise a high tea for Illuminati members at my €300.000.000 holiday castle somewhere in Germany) sat down she broke it. Gone luxurious armchair! Luckily my high end watch company is profitable enough to replace the armchair (damn you, warrantee). But my company wasn’t always so profitable. As it turns out, the materials used for my high end watches are as expensive as my special Fabergé vodka! So there I was in dept, sipping from my vodka all alone, petting my T-Rex skull while observing my valuable collection of antquities. But alas, none other than president Vladimir Putin of the Russian Federation decided to make a small donation of €800.000.000 in the high end watch Company! I was saved! Fret not, my friend, for I am sure someone will give you a small donation someday soon!
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Reminds me of that so-called-actor who came here, surprisingly, he also liked eggs
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      Ah, old mate John? Me and him were close buddies before I involved him in my tupperware pyramid scheme. After that colossal failure we went our separate ways. I miss him so much. He was my rock. My world. My shoulder to lean on. My bro to platonically kiss... among other things.
    • tjergoz
      tjergoz
      Ah yes. John. Lovely fellow
    • ipads
      ipads
      John gave me an amulet he said he dug up
    • Gabster
      Gabster
      We all had good memories of John
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      It’s heartwarming to know that John was kind to you guys. I miss him so much oh god
    • tjergoz
      tjergoz
      We all do. Once I’d promised to be his drinking buddy. Then he left...
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I miss John
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      John was cool, but you’re, uh, a little lower than Dracul on my People Ratings chart. AKA second to last.
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      >implying that i, Egbert Ruperson, care about what a simpleton like IronManArcher thinks about me
    • Wanker
      Wanker
      Are you talking about John mf Malkovich?
  • image
    May 22
    • Wanker
      Wanker
      Damn boy, you grew up
    • Everywhen
      Everywhen
      This is the exact kinda witchhunting I’m on about. People blaming others rather than looking at themselves. Sure some people are causing problems, but the reactions to those problems are just as problematic
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      You’re a butt.
  • Unpopular opinion: this forum needs better moderation.
    May 22
    • Spyro
      Spyro
      This forum needs moderation in general.
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      I think I could fill that role. With my dominant nature (yes, I dabble in BDSM), charisma and knack for capital punishment, I could restore this forum to its former glory.
    • Spyro
      Spyro
      At this point you might as well go for it
    • EgbertRuperson
      EgbertRuperson
      I wish it were possible. I'm on bad terms with The Powers That B.
  • EgbertRuperson earned the Name Dropper badge.
    Mentioning someone in a discussion (like this: @Name) is a great way to encourage dialog and let them know who you’re talking to.
    May 22
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    May 22
    • Dracul
      Dracul
      BLACK BLACK PAINT
  • IronManArcher
    Shut it
    May 22
  • It’s time for me to cry myself to sleep for the thousandth night in a row.
    May 21
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    May 21
  • EgbertRuperson earned the First Comment badge.
    Commenting is the best way to get involved. Jump in the fray!
    May 21
  • EgbertRuperson, Emperior and 2ombie earned the Photogenic badge.
    Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    May 16