The greatest roast of all time.
1: Q: What is bad?
2: R: Outlast.
1: Q: What is worse?
2: R: Outlast 2.
1: Q: Do you play one of these games?
2: R: Both.
1: Q: Are you still playing?
2: R: Yes.
1: Q: If that is what is giving you nightmares why do you keep playing?
2: R: I don't have a girlfriend or any friends.
1: Q: Have you tried to make any?
2: R: No.
1: Q: Why? Are you afraid of being rejected?
2: R: Don't be a jerk.
1: R: Calm down.
2: R: I have more followers than you have in years left of your life.
* song for the epic roast *
1: Q: Are you saying i'm gonna die today?