Let’s see here:
NBA: Gordon Hayward breaks his leg. Why would I wanna risk exposing my eyes to that again...
FIFA: I fall asleep and wake back up when they make a goal.
Baseball: -goes into a coma-
Boxing: HOLY CRAP MY WALLETS BLEEDING
Track & Field: there’s only 5 mins worth watching in my opinion
Water Polo: AY OLE OLE OLE!
My heart only races when I walk to the fridge, the endless possibilities of what is inside are truely magnificent...
Oh yeah and sports.. why are people chasing around a ball and getting paid for it again? Why is that a thing? Kids do it all the time and yet they don't get paid.