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Chicken

I’m on the weekly leaderboard with 1 point....

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  • MihirGames
    R u edible
    February 12
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      He is
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      are YOU edible???
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      Yes
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Everything is technically edible, but the real question is... to what?
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Everything’s edible, but not everything’s digestible.
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      Nope, that’s still based on what is digesting it
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      I'm edible but that my dear friends is called cannibalism. And is frowned upon in 99% of the countries in the world, unless you're faced with extreme starvation.
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Do I want to know what that 1% is
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      Think about it like this. There are only 3 countries in the world that still use the imperial system, meanwhile the other 190 something have switched to the metric system. You're telling me that there wouldn't be 2 countries that haven't fully outlawed the consumption of human flesh?
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I doubt anyone allows it. Interesting topic to research.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      -walks outside-
      Ah, good morning Yukandj- AHHHH
      -gets devoured by man hiding in bush-
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Good morning Yukandj
    • Multarix
      Multarix
      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+cannibalism+illegal+everywhere+in+the+world
      Apparently there are more than 2 countries lmao
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      That was a concerning read.
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      ... and USA is one of those countries who purposefully use an outdated system
  • I left my Monster Legends team... =(

    I really had no choice. They wanted everyone to pay around $20 for a special in-game event so the team can get rewards. There was no way I was spending that amount of money....
    January 29
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      Holy cow. I had no idea a game could cause situations like that
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      I stopped playing monster legends a while ago
      Not because of a team though, all teams I was in were good, but I just got bored
      Got a ton of legendaries before I left, now I’m thinking of returning
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      The game is pretty much Pay to Win
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I’m not stressed, just disappointed that the team was requiring me to spend my money on the game.
  • I’m on the weekly leaderboard with 1 point....
    January 29
  • MihirGames
    Chicken gang
    January 28
  • Woah I have 666 likes
    January 28
  • No school tomorrow
    January 16
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Please stay off of my wall. I don’t like you. No offense
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      And if you ask me to stay off, I will.
  • image
    January 23
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Saying nothing, because you won't regret that for long.
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      This reminds me of my crush for some reason
  • hail_storm
    my Dino dogs will eat u chicken
    January 18
  • I just lost to Pot Jesus in mario kart
    January 18
  • I was looking at some Screenshot of The Day comments from January last year. I’m amazed at how much the community has changed.
    January 17
  • CerealKiller




    I really can't pick between these two, help me now.
    January 15
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Fossil Falls Is better. It was stuck in my head last night.
  • CerealKiller
    Odyssey or Galaxy? I can't choose between both.
    January 15
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Ooh. Tough choice. I haven’t finished Odyssey, but I’ve played most of it. So far I say Galaxy rules #1.
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      My discord picture is from galaxy 2 lol
  • Finally got discord
    January 15
  • IronManArcher
    What do you call my favorite item when it thinks good of itself?

    A self e-steam jet!
    January 13
  • Getting a discord
    January 12
    • Lilyabc
      Lilyabc
      :o Mr Chicken is getting discord? You should join bean's chat!
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      How?
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Maybe not bean’s chat, but electrox has a Deepworld server.
    • Lilyabc
      Lilyabc
      But... BEANS! Server!
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      How?
    • Lilyabc
      Lilyabc
      Lemme send you the invite. >:3
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      I love being completely disregarded. Okay, do it.
  • IronManArcher
    Where did Watts go to get a new pipe for Sherlock?

    The Holmes Depot!
    January 12
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      You’re a genius
  • Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
    January 10
  • What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
    January 10
  • Why does Donkey Kong eat bananas?

    Because he finds them a-peeling!
    January 7
    • _Brainstorm_
      _Brainstorm_
      I hope you noticed you posted it twice
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      It’s two different jokes
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      No, I posted it twice and deleted one of them. I was having lag problems so I put it twice.
  • Here’s a Mario Kart joke:

    “While driving yesterday, I saw a banana skin in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it.

    Thanks, Mario Kart.”

    This is my favorite racing game
    January 8
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      Like people, you run over the ones that don’t smile.
  • How do you make seven even without subtraction, addition, multiplication or division?

    Take away the S
    January 8
    • Menocraft191
      Menocraft191
      but you're subtacting the S from the word!
  • Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
    A: An Impasta.
    January 8
  • CerealKiller


    Here ya go, childhood memories are brought back.
    January 1
    • Menocraft191
      Menocraft191
      nostalgic bro
    • Redolant
      Redolant
      Original better man
    • Shadow711
      Shadow711
      I was hoping that it’d be the Bowser’s Inside Story theme, and it was.

      The nostalgia man. I grew up with that game and it’s still my favorite mario game.
    • CerealKiller
      CerealKiller
      Do you guys still have it? On amazon it costs.... Anyway, I still have it, a perfect, maxed out file.
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      I still have my maxed out file. It’s my favorite DS game and one of my favorite mario games over all. It might be my #1 favorite. I don’t know...the galaxy games were pretty awesome.
    • CerealKiller
      CerealKiller
      I played both also, what were your top picks for best music for both?
  • Q: Which video game system is always late for school?

    A: Atardi
    January 7
  • CerealKiller
    Yamios says: Hi!
    January 7
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Tell yam that I said hello
  • We have no more admins...
    January 7
  • A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said.

    “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
    January 5
  • Red sky at night, shepherd’s 
delight. Blue sky at night, day.
    January 5
  • How did I get karma for killing 7 people?
    January 4
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      Omg a killer chicken.

      *hides indoors*
    • Menocraft191
      Menocraft191
      Parrots and Chickens need to get along and make an abomination called a "Picken" or a "Charrot"
    • Menocraft191
      Menocraft191
      Actually, Why arn't both parrots and chickens friends?
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      because
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      Chicken tries to sell me all the time now. I like me freedom. Tis common sense to fly away
    • CerealKiller
      CerealKiller
      I'm a hitman for hire. For a good price, of course.
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      karma for killing only 7 people...
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      Karma for heinously killing 7 people
  • CerealKiller
    Q: What month do trees hate the most?

    A: Sep-timber
    December 2017