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  • Yeongyul
    Oh gawd how do I draw your profile picture
    May 21
  • stick and move
    stick and move
    May 20
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Thanks, needed that for what I'm doing... can't get it through though
    • lisa
      lisa
      Big up, big up, it's a stick up, stick up
  • May 15
    • Spyro
      Spyro
      Welcome back!
    • Midnight
      Midnight
      Hey!
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Hope you had a great vacation!
    • Romyrjohnandrei
      Romyrjohnandrei
      Welcome back lisa! Does this mean FRANK is back to his hideout?
    • lisa
      lisa
      Yeah I think that was probably enough interaction for him Forbes like a year.
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Welcome back!
    • RIN_KAGAMI
      RIN_KAGAMI
      wlcm back lisa
      does this mean we have new updates coming up along with more micro transactions that i can pay for gladly
      p.s. no sarcasm i will buy them
  • Dominus_Mortis
    Helo Lisa, mine inglesh no vary good but I got ban for taker 70 onyx, why ban?
    May 15
  • Carlsmakayla
    i have a question about the pheteradactal, how many are there in the game? my brother has one well had he thought it was all protected and turns out it wasnt but anywayss how many of them are in the game?
    May 14
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      "Pheteradactal"
  • May 5
    • lisa
      lisa
      So I think I have been running this forum in the wrong manner. You have all been given too much comfort and freedom. I try not to censor the posts when they are negative toward Deepworld or me or any other staff member because I always felt that was false. Only showing the picture we wanted to show was not true and therefore was not how I wanted things to run around here. I fought for arbiters. I hound devs for things that you guys want. I go out of my way to help people whenever possible. I would like to think that the people I have helped and made happy far outnumber the people who are angry I am not magic and could not fix their impossible problem. Is that true? Who knows.

      What I do know is that I will not stand for continued attacks and abuse. Running this forum in a much more democratic fashion has created a false sense of authority for some and that cannot continue. I am simply doing my job. I have no personal stake in inventories or specific players or accounts of other people or forumers. This is my job. The end. There is nothing more. I have nothing to gain by not helping someone I am capable of helping. I'm not even sure why that would be a thought. My job is to help you. If I can do that in any way I will. I have - every single day. That is the definition of professionalism. I cut through insults and hate speech and still help everyone that I can. When I tell you I can't help you it is because of just that - I can't help you.

      I can't make Apple give us more information that they do. I can't make your email provider give you your lost password. I can't talk to Facebook and get them to let you into your account there that you are locked out of and therefore can't get into Deepworld. I can't give you access to an account because you claim it is yours. That is not how the world works and not how Deepworld works. I am not a wizard. I do not ride a unicorn and I do not poop glitter. I am limited by the finite resources I have and this isn't CSI where I can enhance the image and then call in a favor to the DA. I'm just a regular person trying to answer the emails and pick fan art to share.

      In any event, the way things are currently happening cannot and will not continue. I am going on vacation. Frank and the guys are in charge while I am away. When I return I hope to have a new plan for how things will work around here.
    • Debator
      Debator
      Thats a very reasonable thing to think, and the personal attacks on you have been pretty hefty (sorry for not acknowledging them before) and thats a side effect of freedom and stubborn personalities with little respect for others.
      The freedom my proposal for the TOS (I couldnt word it differently than my proposal pls no call big head) had this as a warning, and its sad to see it has actually happened.

      Have a great vacation!
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      It's been a harsh week for you. Good idea to take a break and let the devil dogs kick in.
    • ShiroNai
      ShiroNai
      Have a nice vacation o/
    • vin_venture
      vin_venture
      Happy vacay!
    • _Camper_
      _Camper_
      Have a nice vacation!
    • tjergoz
      tjergoz
      Have a good one Lisa!
    • IronManArcher
      IronManArcher
      Don't worry, we'll take care of the forums! Have fun!
    • Tannerman14
      Tannerman14
      Have a good vacay Lisa.

      Certain people on these forums have definitely gotten out of control. If everyone actually knew what it takes to put a game on an App Store they plain wouldn't act like that.

      I have been there, I am a developer, and seeing this recent activity is sickening. It blows my mind as to how oblivious as to how things work some people are.
    • Debator
      Debator
      The fact someone made an app doesnt make them immume
      to criticism. Itt takes less than a misplaced comments to get wars iks this anywhere
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      We are all with you lisa!
      Hope the vacation is to somewhere where there is lots of ice cream!
    • ChatotTheParrot
      ChatotTheParrot
      Thanks for putting up with us. We really do appreciate all you do. Eat ALL the icecream!
    • tjergoz
      tjergoz
      (On a sidenote, love this song. Not a single cover can tip with Nina Simone)
    • Romyrjohnandrei
      Romyrjohnandrei
      Happy trip and bon voyage!
  • Guess I will have to say this here where it can't be deleted: iTunes U receipts do not show Deepworld account names. We do not have access to any iTunes information. Showing me an iTunes receipt shows only that you did in fact purchase a premium upgrade. It does not in any fashion show ownership of a specific account. Screenshots of a person using an account prove only access, again not ownership. This is called account security and why you should always register your account.

    It is that simple. Step 1. Register your account to an email address or a Facebook account that you own and have access to. Step 2. There is no step 2. That's it.

    This has been a public service announcement.
    May 3
  • _Huckleberry_
    Hello! I emailed at least a week ago about not being able to get into my account due to getting hacked. Can I get an answer? Thanks!
    Ign: .HuckleBerry.
    April 29
    • lisa
      lisa
      You are on my list. There were a ton of inventory issues and those came first.
    • _Huckleberry_
      _Huckleberry_
      Thank you! :)
  • Cavort
    Hey Lisa, i forgot my email address can you help me check for it? IGN: Limawan45 thx for the help!
    April 27
    • Cavort
      Cavort
      I already emailed deepworld@bytebin.com and still hasn't got any response for about 48hours
    • Tannerman14
      Tannerman14
      Just wait for a response through email. Lisa gets really busy, and sometimes it takes a little bit for a response.
    • lisa
      lisa
      check your email! :)
  • Ceciliac
    Hi Lisa, hope you are having a great day so far. Just wanted to touch base and see if you needed any additional information from me. As a reminder, my account was compromised during the Easter weekend and my inventory is dessimated. Thank you again for your help. Cecilia
    April 28
    • lisa
      lisa
      You should have an email from me that I sent within the past hour. Thanks for being so patient!!!
  • Hydroblade29
    ☻/︻╦╤─ Bob wants you to join the resistance! Rise against our moderator!
    /▌
    /|
    :troll:
    April 24
    • Tannerman14
      Tannerman14
      ☻/︻╦╤─ I hath joined the fight!! lol
      /▌
      /|
  • Arctic
    Hey one of my friends named .Warrior. In Deepworld cant mine his stuff in his protector and he doesn't have karma! Please help he has about 8 onyx in there
    April 22
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Would be better to email deepworld@bytebin.com
    • lisa
      lisa
      Just so everyone has the info, the account owner has to email. (I sent Arctic this in a pm but wanted everyone to know for future reference). We can't talk about an account with anyone but the owner.
  • ItzDennisz
    Hi Lisa,

    I just read your book named 'Change your password if...' and I really liked it!
    It has a cliffhanger and some loose ends, as the mysterious 'hacker' figure was never found, but other than that the storyline and humor were amazing.
    I can't wait to read more of your books! Keep up the great work :)
    April 7
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      It's not a book, it's the teaser for a novel.
    • ItzDennisz
      ItzDennisz
      Omg how did I not realise that! I will definitely buy the novel when it comes out :D
    • lisa
      lisa
      I WILL BE RICH!
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      My book about "How to profit from fake links, with help from a Guinea pig who was testing it on Deepworld forums" is definitely going to earn more.
    • tjergoz
      tjergoz
      Lisa I am looking forward for part two. Make sure you sign my copies!
    • Invicta
      Invicta
      She wrote a Book?, make me curious
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      In reality Lisa will value her book to be $2.99.
    • Athena
      Athena
      $999,999,999,999,999,999.99 ^
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      that's bullcrap!
      Why don't you just say 1 pentillion?
  • RedMan
    Do you have enough chat logs to build a chat log cabin?
    April 18
    • lisa
      lisa
      Yes.
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      I approve of this bold and flavor-less Yes.
  • egt_enderman
    Hello dear Lisa .
    I can't enter the game.
    My nickname is Energy_Enderman. Please, help me
    -Energy_Enderman
    April 17
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Best to email her directly at deepworld@bytebin.com.
  • Invicta
    Hi Lisa , how i can have a prívate messagery with you?
    April 16
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      It's called a private massage!
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      RedMan I don't think Lisa wants a massage from a stranger on the Internet.
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      I tried it before, it ends up 20% of the time like one of those educational videos..
  • CarleeMakayla
    what are the chest o plenty worlds?? i've only been to like two
    April 13
    • ipads
      ipads
      Here's a list of some worlds that have 'em!
      http://forums.deepworldgame.com/discussion/21077/chests-o-plenty-v2/p1
  • LadySkrillex
    Hm... this is wrong // me does not equal dev material... let alone member material

    image
    April 6
    • LadySkrillex
      LadySkrillex
      can i try posting one to see if it actually works, then you can delete it?
    • Everywhen
      Everywhen
      iirc it will say you don't have permission to post there
    • lisa
      lisa
      Yeah i think if you actually try to post it will say you can't.
  • RedMan
    Happy 48thbirthday!
    March 27
    • lisa
      lisa
      You're fired.
    • awesomeo13
      awesomeo13
      Dude, it's her 49th Birthday, get it right.
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Your crazy. She's obviously 50.
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Well you're watered!
    • p1nkbr0
      p1nkbr0
      50 you say? Lisa, you only have to wait 5 short years before you can get a senior discount!
    • Lilyabc
      Lilyabc
      WE all know she is 60 years old. :3
    • Athena
      Athena
      60? pffffft!

      She's way past 70 rn.
    • Tannerman14
      Tannerman14
      You're kidding me right? 70?

      She's obviously pushing 81
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      She's obviously 150 years old
    • lisa
      lisa
      I will eat all of you for breakfast.
    • p1nkbr0
      p1nkbr0
      Look, I'm just skin and bones. I'm practically negative calories.
    • lisa
      lisa
      I knew you were celery.
    • Cpt_FluffyBottom
      Cpt_FluffyBottom
      I know I'm a little late, but happy 150th Lisa!
    • Bloonsmine
      Bloonsmine
      she comes back from a bingo game and is greeted to this
      way to go guys
    • Athena
      Athena
      Aww, you guys! So sweet to act like she's still in the 150's. We all know she's going on 201!

      Happy 2nd century being alive!
    • Bloonsmine
      Bloonsmine
      were you a victim of the first world war?
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Hey Lisa my great great great great (x31) grandfather was the king ("sultan") of the Ottoman Empire, I bet you are his mother?
    • lisa
      lisa
      I can't find my glasses. I can't read this. Why is the internet so small? New fangled typing machines with magic powers! UGH! *fistshaking*
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Hey great great great great grandma? Where did my ice cream go?
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Lisa but I thought you were used to small machines with magic powers, isn't your 900 year old magic wand an example?
    • Bloonsmine
      Bloonsmine
      are you still stuck in the stone ages lisa?
    • lisa
      lisa
      My flip phone won't talk to people. I am confused...
    • Athena
      Athena
      I'd always wonder how science textbook people got all their information. NOW I KNOW! They just asked Lisa!
    • Bloonsmine
      Bloonsmine
      i bet lisa was the real inventor of the telephone
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Sir Issac Newton stole Lisa's invention and credit.
    • Athena
      Athena
      Lisa probably invented fire.
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Lisa is probably the creator of Earth.
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Lisa probably was the Big Bang


      Wait that sounded wrong
    • lisa
      lisa
      0_o
    • lisa
      lisa
      Is this thing on? Do your homework!
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      IT'S ON!
      *oldness duel*

      You must be God's grandma.
    • Bloonsmine
      Bloonsmine
      hey lisa can you help me with my homework
      can you describe how the egyptians lived, surely you would know
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Lisa died before humanity was born, bloonsmine, maybe Wyatt would know.
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Who's Wyatt?
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      One of Lisa's sons.
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      She's a mother?
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      #MindBlowingFacts
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      #MindBlowingFacts
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      She is the mother of Wyatt and Lando and the whole of this forums! The great wielder of the ban hammer, honored mother of the seven worlds, Le great Lisa.
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Oh and Mr. Lisa is the father. Right?
    • FlynnXD
      FlynnXD
      Indeed.
    • Bloonsmine
      Bloonsmine
      no she was the original eve
    • lisa
      lisa
      Flynn has always been my favorite.
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      What about your two sons? Is Flynn adopted?
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      What about me?
      Oh wait, maybe I'm your favorite grand-son
  • Lilyabc
    -Hands Lisa an empty ice cream tub that is filled with bacon-
    April 1
    • lisa
      lisa
      You are my new favorite.
    • Tannerman14
      Tannerman14
      *starts crying* I want an empty ice cream tub full of bacon...
  • llmmzz
    lisa i don't share my password why some one use my account hacked my world!
    sir_llmmzz_dent
    March 31
    • lisa
      lisa
      Please email. I have no idea what you are asking.
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      Why/how did someone go on llmmzz's account and get into their world?
      I think this is what's being asked
      I think someone guessed your password. The best thing to do is hide your stuff and change your pass
  • RedMan
    Using my magical skills, I can tell you are online

    #BOOMMindblownOMGHowDidHeKnowThatLol
    April 2
    • lisa
      lisa
      Hrmmmmm I wonder.
  • lisa earned the Fourth Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 4 years.
    April 2
    • Chicken
      Chicken
      The oldness
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Hmm this is wrong. It should be:
      "lisa earned the 2 A.D Anniversary badge.
    • KaitB
      KaitB
      Congratulations, Lisa! :D
    • p1nkbr0
      p1nkbr0
      I'm older than Lisa... o-o
  • Dog
    Dog lisa
    Lisa is bunny. We treat bunnies with respect. If no gove respect, you no get respect.
    April 2
  • Jeanie
    Please close the expiator blockade thread. It's getting out of hand. Jeanie
    March 31
  • Hydroblade29
    Me want to change forum username.
    March 28
    • Tannerman14
      Tannerman14
      What are you gonna change to?
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Something that's the opposite of a Hydro Blade
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      Pyroblade?
    • awesomeo13
      awesomeo13
      PyroHammer*
    • Aura
      Aura
      PyroHilt92?
    • RedMan
      RedMan
      No, the opposite of blade is flat tip
    • p1nkbr0
      p1nkbr0
      FlameBall
    • awesomeo13
      awesomeo13
      ^
    • PIPTR0
      PIPTR0
      Waterboy?
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      Respond?
    • ShiroNai
      ShiroNai
      I'd suggest PM'ing her or emailing deepworld@bytebin.com if you want a name change.
    • Dracul
      Dracul
      arent name changes payed for or do those not apply on forum?

      oh and... Pyrogun92?
    • Hydroblade29
      Hydroblade29
      I've PMed her. 3 times 2 days ago. She never responded...
    • ShiroNai
      ShiroNai
      Then email, they check emails more than their forums inboxs I believe.
    • Athena
      Athena
      PyroPillow81?
    • lisa
      lisa
      Seriously, email next time.
    • vin_venture
      vin_venture
      Anytime I read something that starts with "me want", I read it in Cookie Monster's voice.
    • KaitB
      KaitB
      Froyomaul92